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2005-07-29 - 11:50 a.m.

Tips for seducing the older ladies

1. No first time encounters in the light. We are like mushrooms. We are best consumed in a dark cool place

2. Tell us something nice but not so nice we think you are full of shit.

3. Try a little tenderness. Make out first or a foot massage or something.

4. Women love to have any other part of their body touched other than the obvious ones. Get creative.

5. If something feels good say something.


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