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2005-07-29 - 11:50 a.m. Tips for seducing the older ladies 1. No first time encounters in the light. We are like mushrooms. We are best consumed in a dark cool place 2. Tell us something nice but not so nice we think you are full of shit. 3. Try a little tenderness. Make out first or a foot massage or something. 4. Women love to have any other part of their body touched other than the obvious ones. Get creative. 5. If something feels good say something.
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