2005-07-29 - 11:50 a.m.
Tips for seducing the older ladies
1. No first time encounters in the light. We are like mushrooms. We are best consumed in a dark cool place
2. Tell us something nice but not so nice we think you are full of shit.
3. Try a little tenderness. Make out first or a foot massage or something.
4. Women love to have any other part of their body touched other than the obvious ones. Get creative.
5. If something feels good say something.